uninformedeevee

Tesm During the doldrums, we made a long series of image edits and drawings featuring the worlds most uninformed eevee, catalogued here!

The uninformed eevee column ran in our discord account banner from January 2023 to July 2024, with 75 different iterations in total!

This is really not a perfect history of it, uninformed eevee was a way to be funny, experiment, practice new art styles, tell stories, and most importantly, express ourselves! There was never a clear goal for these, and not everything has an encyclopedic explanation -=P

1 - DREAMVEE

INFORMED!: The original banner of the uninformed eevee, who first appeared on a sticker inside a grocery store during a dream.

2 - BANNER

INFORMED!: The first drawing resized to fit discord’s banner size.

3 - JAMAAL WILLIAMS

INFORMED!: Self-described anime fan and running back for the New Orleans Saints kindly explains what an eevee is during a press conference.

4 - MINECRAFT

INFORMED!: A pun on the infamous protagonist Minecraft Steve, with steevee sporting a turtle helmet and diamond pickaxe.

5 - DEEP ROCK GALACTIC

INFORMED!: Eevee holding on to a malt star, about to be grabbed by a Mactera Grabber. (same grabber from the world-famous Maractus Grabber painting)

(NOTE: This is the first time the eevee is somewhat informed. This was by mistake. And will never ever happen again.)

6 - STEVIE WONDER

INFORMED!: A pun on famous musical artist Stevie Wonder.

7 - APRIL FOOLS

INFORMED!: Used on 4/1/2023.

8 - SOCRATES

INFORMED!: Based on a famous saying from greek philosopher Socrates.

9 - TERRARIA

INFORMED!: When fighting the Wall of Flesh, using any item to recall back to spawn, such as a magic mirror, will instantly kill the player.

10 - THOMAS VOKOUN

INFORMED!: During a 2009 game against the Atlanta Thrashers, Florida Panthers defenseman Keith Ballard slashed goalie Thomas Vokoun in the head after a goal.

11 - BLAZE IT

INFORMED!: Eevee ready to enjoy some brownies with a good friend. (Used on 4/20/23.)

12 - CHEKHOV'S GUN

INFORMED!: Eevee on a theater stage with several classic tropes. (Chekov’s Gun, Banana Peel, Priceless Rickety Ming Vase)

13 - NAOMI

INFORMED!: In VREALMS Campaign 4, zero played as a Shadow Eevee named Naomi, who was then accidentally murdered by party member Jek Baisley. This event would later be re-canonized as Jek simply killing his own dog.

14 - ACE ATTORNEY

INFORMED!: Eevee being cross-examined by defense attorney Phoenix Wright. (This is the first time eevee would be scaled differently)

15 - MARIO PARTY 2

INFORMED!: Eevee participating in a chance time mini-game.

16 - SAM

INFORMED!: A reference to infamous yiff comic “Oversexed Eeveelutions” (VERY NSFW)
(This banner was never used.)

17 - HITMAN

INFORMED!: Agent 47 sees his target through walls.

18 - MOTHER OF DEATH

INFORMED!: Eevee takes the place of Dr. Thomas Light on the album cover of “Act II: The Father of Death", a Mega Man inspired rock album by The Protomen.

19 - THE WOODS

INFORMED!: Who can be certain what creatures lurk in the forest?

20 - COMEDY NIGHT

INFORMED!: Nickit tells a joke to the packed house.
(Inspired by this video.)

21 - PAPERS PLEASE

INFORMED!: Eevee awaits her fate as she attempts to cross into Arstotzka.

22 - CASTING COUCH

INFORMED!: The first drawing resized to fit discord’s banner size.

23 - MGM

INFORMED!: Eevee substitutes the place of the famous Metro Goldwyn Mayer Lion.

24 - WONDER TRADE

INFORMED!: Eevee is traded to a new trainer.

25 - OAK'S WRATH

INFORMED!: The eevee takes the place of Lt. Surge, whose fate was detailed in a separate dream.

26 - MIAMI MIRACLE

INFORMED!:Eevee takes the place of Rob Gronkowski in the first walk off lateral play in NFL history.

27 - TRANSFORMICE

INFORMED!: Eevee is subject to a cruel fate by the Shaman of 2010’s Transformice.

28 - WEEKEND AT BERNIE'S

INFORMED!: Eevee becomes Berniee from the 1989 comedy film.

29 - PLANTS VS ZOMBIES

INFORMED!: Eevee gets abducted right before level 5-10.

30 - PUNCH OUT!!

INFORMED!: #133 ranked Eevee takes on #2 Ranked Little Mac in 2009’s Punch-Out!!

31 - POG

INFORMED!: Based on the Tee K.O. shirt of the sydney screen fire strikers namesake, a "famous" overwatch team

32 - VVVVVV

INFORMED!: Eevvvvvvee at the beginning of “Doing Things The Hard Way” from the 2010 puzzle platformer.

33 - STEVIE RAY VAUGHAN

INFORMED!: A pun on famous guitarist Stevie Ray Vaughan.

34 - TEAM FORTRESS 2

INFORMED!: Playing Sniper in 2023, Eevee is subject to a likely uncalled for votekick.

35 - PS VR (1/2)

INFORMED!: Eevee getting up to some uncertain activities on her VR headset

36 - PSVR (2/2)

INFORMED!: Eevee gets walked in on doing some uncertain activities on her VR headset

37 - MOVING

INFORMED!: Eevee inside the Littleroot Town moving truck at the beginning of Pokemon Omega Ruby & Alpha Sapphire.

38 - WARNING

INFORMED!: “It senses coming disasters and appears before people only to warn them of impending danger.”
-ABSOL Pokedex entry from Pokemon Diamond and Pearl

(Background shows the Meteorite Falling event from Terraria.)