Pre-plurality, we made a long series of discord banners featuring the worlds most uninformed eevee, catalogued here!
1 - DREAMVEE
INFORMED!: The original banner of the uninformed eevee, who first appeared on a sticker inside a grocery store during a dream.
2 - BANNER
INFORMED!: The first drawing resized to fit discord’s banner size.
3 - JAMAAL WILLIAMS
INFORMED!: Self-described anime fan and running back for the New Orleans Saints kindly explains what an eevee is during a press conference.
4 - MINECRAFT
INFORMED!: A pun on the infamous protagonist Minecraft Steve, with steevee sporting a turtle helmet and diamond pickaxe.
5 - DEEP ROCK GALACTIC
INFORMED!: Eevee holding on to a malt star, about to be grabbed by a Mactera Grabber. (same grabber from the world-famous Maractus Grabber painting)
(NOTE: This is the first time the eevee is somewhat informed. This was by mistake. And will never ever happen again.)
6 - STEVIE WONDER
INFORMED!: A pun on famous musical artist Stevie Wonder.
7 - APRIL FOOLS
INFORMED!: Used on 4/1/2023.
8 - SOCRATES
INFORMED!: Based on a famous saying from greek philosopher Socrates.
9 - TERRARIA
INFORMED!: When fighting the Wall of Flesh, using any item to recall back to spawn, such as a magic mirror, will instantly kill the player.
10 - THOMAS VOKOUN
INFORMED!: During a 2009 game against the Atlanta Thrashers, Florida Panthers defenseman Keith Ballard slashed goalie Thomas Vokoun in the head after a goal.
11 - BLAZE IT
INFORMED!: Eevee ready to enjoy some brownies with a good friend.
(Used on 4/20/23.)
12 - CHEKHOV'S GUN
INFORMED!: Eevee on a theater stage with several classic tropes. (Chekov’s Gun, Banana Peel, Priceless Rickety Ming Vase)
13 - NAOMI
INFORMED!: In VREALMS Campaign 4, zero played as a Shadow Eevee named Naomi, who was then accidentally murdered by party member Jek Baisley. This event would later be re-canonized as Jek simply killing his own dog.
14 - ACE ATTORNEY
INFORMED!: Eevee being cross-examined by defense attorney Phoenix Wright.
(This is the first time eevee would be scaled differently)
15 - MARIO PARTY 2
INFORMED!: Eevee participating in a chance time mini-game.
16 - SAM
INFORMED!: A reference to infamous yiff comic “Oversexed Eeveelutions” (VERY NSFW)
(This banner was never used.)
17 - HITMAN
INFORMED!: Agent 47 sees his target through walls.
18 - MOTHER OF DEATH
INFORMED!: Eevee takes the place of Dr. Thomas Light on the album cover of “Act II: The Father of Death", a Mega Man inspired rock album by The Protomen.
19 - THE WOODS
INFORMED!: Who can be certain what creatures lurk in the forest?
20 - COMEDY NIGHT
INFORMED!: Nickit tells a joke to the packed house. (Inspired by this video.)
21 - PAPERS PLEASE
INFORMED!: Eevee awaits her fate as she attempts to cross into Arstotzka.
22 - CASTING COUCH
INFORMED!: The first drawing resized to fit discord’s banner size.
23 - MGM
INFORMED!: Eevee substitutes the place of the famous Metro Goldwyn Mayer Lion.
